Police in Michigan's capital city say a drunken 43-year-old man crashed a snowmobile into a tree on Sunday. It was 86 degrees in Lansing on Sunday.
According to MLive, the man was operating the snowmobile at a high rate of speed when he lost control and crashed.
A blood sample was taken at the scene. Prosecutors will now charge the man with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. It's his third such offense.
Again, it was 86 fucking degrees when this snowmobile incident occurred. There was no snow.