A few astute commenters pointed out in my last post that the only reason crime is down in Detroit is "because there's nothing left to steal." Balderdash! There's plenty of things left to steal! Here's a short list if you want to go plundering.

Palmer Woods

Palmer Park

Indian Village

Detroit Institute of Arts

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Motown Museum

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The Spirit of Detroit

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Belle Isle

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College for Creative Studies

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Rosedale Park

Green Acres/Sherwood Forest

University of Detroit Mercy (photo via)

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American Coney Island and Lafayette Coney Island

Detroit Water and Sewer Department

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Conner Avenue Assembly Plant

Detroit Golf Club

Fisher Building (photo via)

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The old GM headquarters

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The current GM headquarters

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Old Redford

Bagley

University District

East English Village

Cass Technical High School (photo via)

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This big-ass house for sale for $2.7 million (photo via)

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Slow's (obligatory)

Shinola (obligatory)

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Green Dot Stables (obligatory)

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Ambassador Bridge

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Belle Isle

The building where Martin and Gina in "Martin" lived

University of Detroit Jesuit High School

Greektown

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Mexicantown

Techtown

Wayne State University (photo via)

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Charles H. Wright Museum of African-American History

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Detroit Medical Center

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Faygo

Better Made

Henry Ford's old house

Aviation Subdivision

Renaissance High School

Detroit Historical Museum

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Marygrove College

Ford Field

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Comerica Park

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Cobo Center

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Fox Theater

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Little Caesars

Pizza Papalis

Detroit Yacht Club

Russell Woods

The Mies van der Rohe townhouses

Joe Louis Fist

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Atwater Brewery

Woodbridge

Detroit Public Library

Jefferson North Assembly Plant

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Did I miss anything? Probably.