From best to worst.

1. Redpop

2. Peach

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3. Rock & Rye

4. Creme Soda

5. Moon Mist

6. Orange

7. Root Beer

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8. Moon Mist Blue

9. 60/40

10. Twist

11. Pineapple

12. Moon Mist Red

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13. Ginger Ale

14. Grape

15. Ohana Punch

16. Black Cherry

17. Ohana Lemon Iced Tea

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18. Gold

19. Pineapple Watermelon

20. Dr. Faygo

21. Fruit Punch

22. Candy Apple

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23. Ohana Kiwi Strawberry

24. Cherry Cola

25. Ohana Lemonade

26. Diet Chocolate Cream Pie

27. All of the above mixed together with a fifth of Popov and random samples of piss from Detroit's stray dog population.

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28. Cola

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