Son Buys Late Dad's Corvette Almost 40 Years After Mom Sold It

Break out the Kleenex for this. A Metro Detroit man is reunited with his dad's 1973 Corvette Stingray, a car he hadn't sat in since he was about three years old. The last time he rode in the car was after his dad died while working on it. » 10/06/14 9:02am 10/06/14 9:02am

Someone Crashed A Chrome Gallardo Into A Wrangler By Michigan State

Oh, the things that go down at my alma mater. It's not even basketball season yet and expensive things are being destroyed. Sometime this month, a chromed-out Lamborghini Gallardo and a Jeep Wrangler collided just off Michigan State University's campus. » 9/12/14 5:48pm 9/12/14 5:48pm

Gas Clerk Ran Out Of Premium, Small Town Somehow Mistook It As Racism

The village of Holly, Michigan is probably best known for hosting the Michigan Renaissance Festival, but now they'll be infamous for ganging up on an Arab gas station employee after the town's populace accused him of refusing service to a man in uniform. » 9/03/14 4:23pm 9/03/14 4:23pm

We'll See Younger Drivers And More Imports At Woodward Dream Cruise

...and that's not a bad thing. At all. As the historic car show cruises into its 20th year and the classics become newer, more and more younger enthusiasts will be around to keep the tradition alive. » 8/15/14 9:52am 8/15/14 9:52am

Lots Of Metro Detroit Is Underwater

We got a lot of fucking rain yesterday — more than usual, according to meterologists — and the majority of the freeways are shut down. Lots of basements are flooded, and there are hundreds of abandoned cars on the roadways. » 8/12/14 9:12am 8/12/14 9:12am

A Semi-Truck Spilled Shit All Over A Michigan Highway

Drivers around Michigan's capital city were temporarily held up recently when a trailer hauling more than 24 tons of human poop somehow spilled half of it across 2,000 feet of pavement. Ew. » 8/11/14 8:17am 8/11/14 8:17am

Just FYI, Huffing Hairspray And Driving Counts As A DUI

Oh, you crazy Michiganders! Is there nothing you can't think of to get your jollies? More insanity from the mitten state comes in the form of a woman arrested after getting high on cans of hairspray. » 8/09/14 10:02am 8/09/14 10:02am

Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Is Giving Politics One More Try

Jordan Haskins is not going quietly into the night. After some soul-searching, the Saginaw native busted multiple times for breaking into government vehicles and masturbating inside them is re-entering the race to fill a state House seat. » 8/08/14 9:07am 8/08/14 9:07am

The Government Thinks A Lot Of Terrorists Live In Dearborn

There are two things you're guaranteed to see in Dearborn, a suburb of Detroit: Lots of Fords and lots of Arab-Americans. You should know Ford has its world headquarters there, but the city is also home to the largest concentration of Arabs outside the Middle East. So of course the government is monitoring it. » 8/06/14 8:02am 8/06/14 8:02am

625-lb. Michigan Bomb Threat Suspect Says He's Too Fat For Court

The west side of Michigan is an endless source of tulips, Dutch surnames, religious zeal and large, bedridden men who make calls about bomb threats in trailer parks. Let's travel to the left part of the mitten for this very odd dispatch. » 8/01/14 3:19pm 8/01/14 3:19pm

Michigan Man Crashes Into Empty House Filled With Bees, Dies

Some tragic news from Michigan today, as police investigate a man who apparently lost control of his car, drove into a vacant home filled with swarms upon swarms of bees and later died from his injuries, according to a local report. » 7/30/14 7:40pm 7/30/14 7:40pm

Surprise! Michael Moore Is A Filthy Rich Hypocrite

What exactly does Michael Moore need with $50 million and nine houses? We'll never know, but we can hazard a guess, thanks some details from the documentarian's pending divorce. » 7/22/14 9:35am 7/22/14 9:35am

What Happened To The Michigan Mile?

The Michigan Mile was supposed to be a beginning of a racing tradition for enthusiasts here in the mitten. A year after the first race, however, it's fallen apart amidst allegations of theft, miscommunication and bad business. Here's what we know so far. » 7/18/14 4:10pm 7/18/14 4:10pm

Michigan Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Ejaculate Enough

A 58-year-old woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot him because she believed he was cheating on her when he didn't produce enough ejaculate after they had sex. Your "firing blanks" quip goes here. » 7/17/14 4:59pm 7/17/14 4:59pm

This Guy Robbed His Girlfriend's Bank To Pay For Her Engagement Ring

A Detroit-area man in a long-distance relationship with a bank teller in Illinois drove to her place of employment on Valentine's Day, robbed it — unkbeknonwst to her — and planned to use the cash for an engagement ring. Instead, he's headed to prison. » 7/14/14 4:30pm 7/14/14 4:30pm

Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Drops Out Of State House Race

Sad news for Michigan's "cranking" enthusiasts: A man running for the state legislature has dropped out after reports of his felonious masturbating escapades surfaced. » 7/10/14 11:55am 7/10/14 11:55am

Drunk Michigan Man Crashed A Snowmobile On 86-Degree Day

Police in Michigan's capital city say a drunken 43-year-old man crashed a snowmobile into a tree on Sunday. It was 86 degrees in Lansing on Sunday. » 7/01/14 12:29pm 7/01/14 12:29pm

Open Discussion: Which Of The Grosse Pointes Are The Worst?

It's been a rough few days in the spotlight for the tony Grosse Pointe communities. From charges of racism to an apparent act of secession to this year's oddest display of Puritanism, we have to ask: Which of the Grosse Pointes are the absolute worst? » 7/01/14 9:17am 7/01/14 9:17am

Man Arrested For Masturbating-To-Engines Spree Running For State House

You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn quite a bit right now. Heed the lessons from a Michigan man whose political ambitions may be impeded by an activity known in some circles as "cranking." » 6/27/14 9:32am 6/27/14 9:32am